just-shower-thoughts:

As a 28 year old male, one of my secret guilty pleasures is staying in alone on a Saturday night and watching movies that will make me cry

seedy:

this is an appreciation post for those strangers at tourist attractions who offer to take ur group photo for u so no one will be left out. god bless u kind people

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slimetony:

lowercasedennys:

slimetony:

consider adding a teaspoon of vanilla extract

to what

Anything! Go nuts

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mechagodzilla:

mechagodzilla:

metroidtwo:

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

what button

what fucking button

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deoxyribonucleics:

aroacediscourser:

If you’re attracted to the opposite gender you’re not lgbt. Lmao

Fuck….. the News is In…. the B in LGBT now stands for Bongos…. im sorry “Bi” people………whatever those are…….

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dlubes:

martyrsuggestion:

you met god at a gas station at 3 am and he hated you

which Halsey song is this

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wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

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dadical:

thischarming-dan:

gotchi:

I hate straight people

We hate you too

yeah trust me we’re well aware

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